Bun-O-Vision Saves Cinema

March 15, 2006

Attention Hollywood — nobody has the attention span to sit through your two-hour movies anymore. And we’re tired of nauseatingly flawless actors making us feel badly about our own imperfections.

These days, I watch all my movies at the 30-Second Bunny Theatre, where a troupe of bunnies re-enact Hollywood movies in 30 seconds, more or less. They have yesterday’s classics, today’s blockbusters, and everything in between.

I just watched the 30-second bunny Brokeback Mountain, and have to admit I don’t understand what all the hype is about.

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  1. nice…lol. I have been meaning to watch brokeback…

    Comment by roula — March 16, 2006 @ 4:59 pm

  2. Oh..I love Scream!

    Comment by Nik — March 17, 2006 @ 12:03 am

  3. i have no idea what you’re talking about. how could you not understand what all the hype is about?

    and interestingly, one of the actors is the deadest ringer EVER for you, dear glenn. (the real actor, not the bunny.)

    Comment by sarah — November 4, 2006 @ 2:25 am

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