Bun-O-Vision Saves Cinema
March 15, 2006Attention Hollywood — nobody has the attention span to sit through your two-hour movies anymore. And we’re tired of nauseatingly flawless actors making us feel badly about our own imperfections.
These days, I watch all my movies at the 30-Second Bunny Theatre, where a troupe of bunnies re-enact Hollywood movies in 30 seconds, more or less. They have yesterday’s classics, today’s blockbusters, and everything in between.
I just watched the 30-second bunny Brokeback Mountain, and have to admit I don’t understand what all the hype is about.
